What is the biggest dildo you have?
Literally the number one question asked by annoying kids who prank call the store. I’m not sure if there was a meeting to establish this as the universal opening line, or if young people are just severely lacking in creativity, but I really can’t overstate how often everyone who works in a sex shop has heard this.
The answer I always give before hanging up is: “The one I used with your mother last night.”But of course there is a real answer:
In terms of length, our biggest contenders are currently the 18 inches. These double-ended flexible The options are fabulous and give you many creative opportunities. However, they lack some relative thickness.
Now, if you want to talk about CINCHURA, RealRock Extra Thick The options *really* live up to their name. It’s a little hard to tell from the picture, but these guys measure 8cm wide, which is thicker than your average drink can.
While they are not comforters in the most traditional sense, silicone fist It seems appropriate to be included on this list. They usually start at 12 inches and go up from there.
Didn’t the human being shape your vibe? Well, you’re in luck: most monster/alien dildos are clearly large. The Alien Nation – ExpanderAs the name suggests, it expands once inserted, allowing you to control the size.
Regarding anatomy: the vagina
“But where does that fit?” I hear you ask, dear reader. Exactly where you think.“But there’s a limit to what fits in the vagina! Doesn’t the cervix stop things?“This is true but let me introduce you to a lesser known aspect of vaginal anatomy:vaginal fornices. If the vaginal canal is a tunnel that meets the narrowest part of the uterus (the cervix), the fornices are the spaces in the vagina that are created on either side of the cervix. There are two: the anterior cul-de-sac and the posterior cul-de-sac.
These pockets are very flexible. During penetration this is where the big things end. The anterior and posterior fornices are easier to reach in different positions. For the anterior space, pointing forward as in missionary is the most comfortable, and for the posterior space, pointing backward in positions like doggy style. The posterior fornix is deeper than the anterior, so if you want to get as big as possible into your vagina, aim up and back instead of heading straight for the cervix.
It’s also worth keeping in mind that every vagina is a little different and a person’s hormonal cycle can influence how everything lines up. So when in doubt, go slow, use lube, and experiment with angles.
Regarding anatomy: the butt
Back door? The world really is your oyster. Anuses are no different from earlobes; In that you can stretch them. But just like you wouldn’t try to shove large ear gauges into a virgin ear piercing, you wouldn’t go from any anal adventure straight to a Bad Dragon either.
However, in terms of actual internal goods, where do things go during anal sex?
If you’re really digging for gold and aiming for something with a lot of length (think arms, long probes, tentacles, etc.) or anything significantly longer than the average length of a rectum (12-15cm), then we’re entering the second sphincter taking a sharp turn into colonic territory. With patience, practice, and lots of lube, you can also penetrate it all the way to the sigmoid colon and beyond, which can fit a LOT. There aren’t that many deep nerve endings, so the feeling most people are really looking for is that heavy/full feeling.
If you plan to go that far, it will usually require a more intensive cleaning process before doing so. Let us know if you would like a breakdown between standard and heavy duty showers.
How big can you get?
There’s no real way to definitively know what is THE biggest thing someone can safely fit inside any of their holes because every hole is different, and isn’t that just the beauty of being human?
Now, it wouldn’t be a blog post about putting things inside yourself without talking about people who lose things. Say it with me, reader: ✨flared bases✨. Whenever possible; Only introduce toys that (ideally) have a wider base than the thickest part of the toy. And even then that’s not necessarily foolproof if the shape of the object becomes trapped inside you.
The Internet is littered with X-rays of impressively large objects that people have lost control of and lost within themselves.But won’t everything come out of that hole the way it normally does? Not always. Often with larger toys in particular, the toy gets stuck behind the pelvis, which can be extremely difficult to remove. Sometimes medical professionals can persuade the toys with some patience, but the worst case scenario may involve major surgery. Which is a higher price than I’m willing to pay for a good handjob. So keep this in mind and use things that you can control well or are sure you can fish if the need arises.
This 50-year-old man had to go to the emergency room after having a 5 kilo weight in his rectum for more than 4 hours
Sometimes even things designed to enter people are inserted too far, like this dildo that had to be surgically removed from a 68-year-old man.
I’m not saying don’t put things inside you, I’m just saying be careful.
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