Review: Funzze Stainless Steel Beaded Dildo

The last few years my collection of metal dildos has seen rapid expansion and I am 100% here for it. Previously it consisted only of me Njoy Pure WandNow I have many options when it comes to playing with this type of unique toy. And as much as I love siliconemetal has become something of a new favorite. Reliable softness, rather than never knowing exactly what you’re going to get with a silicone dildo, is downright refreshing, especially for someone who isn’t always the biggest fan of some silicones’ level of stickiness. Furthermore, you haven’t In fact You lived until you warmed yourself inside with a pre-heated metal dildo on a cold day. The big disadvantage here is, of course, the price, but thanks to white label retailers like FunzzeEven that is becoming a thing of the past. Despite being initially cautious about their Pure wand deceivedI ended up loving it so much that it got fifth place in my The 10 best sex toys of 2023. So when it was recently suggested that I try his latest creation in metal, the Funzze Stainless Steel Beaded Dildo, I was totally in.

Product Description

While the Funzze Stainless Steel Dildo was clearly inspired by the sex toy icon that is the Njoy Pure Wandtea Funzze Stainless Steel with beads Dildo be unique. It may not be the most original design like the Njoy Nightclub It was, but at least I don’t know another one. dildo which looks the same, being more like a cross between the Njoy eleven and Njoy fun wand.

It has two ends, although instead of the Pure Wand’s signature curved C shape, the Beaded Dildo uses a subtle S shape, with the two ends going in opposite directions. One side, the shorter of the two, is fairly smooth, with just one conical bulb on the end, while the other side gives the toy its name: it features four conical bulbs that offer a beaded effect.

Another important point of difference is that, while the Funzze Stainless Steel Console and the Pure Wand use almost perfect spheres at their ends, the Beaded Dildo uses a more pointed, egg-like shape. Additionally, the circumference remains constant at both ends, with the diameter remaining around the 2.5cm/1″ mark across its entire 21.6cm/8.5″ length. Weighing in at 675g, the Beaded Dildo is quite heavy thanks to its 304 stainless steel, and although Funzze advertises it for P-Spot play, I would caution readers to avoid using this toy anally.

Packaging

my order with Funzze for him Stainless Steel Beaded Dildo It was placed on December 4 and arrived on the 15th. The package was then 100% discreet, without mentioning the content or the sender.

As for the toy itself, it arrived in Funzze’s usual plain cardboard box, which features a pink and black security strip with the brand’s logo (this can be removed if you prefer to keep the box discreet for storage). Inside this I found the beaded dildo safely bubble-wrapped (a nice extra was that the “bubbles” were heart-shaped – how cute!), along with a gold-branded storage bag, an instruction manual, and a small guide that has details on Funzze’s one-year warranty.

my experience

Between the smooth material, the tapered heads on both ends, and the slim shaft, inserting the Funzze Stainless Steel Beaded Dildo is easy. Although I recommend warming it up in some hot water first, especially if it’s a cold day.

Upon testing it, I automatically leaned toward the softer end, as despite my enthusiasm for the toy, I haven’t had a great time in the past with these types of hard bead designs. So you can imagine my disappointment when I found this most promising ending to be a complete failure. It’s not curved enough to do anything other than pass my G-spot, trying to get there manually doesn’t make much difference either as the S shape means I end up pushing the beaded end of the toy into my mattress. And without enough girth or length to make thrusting or plugging pleasurable, there’s not much point in using it, especially when I have so many others. G spot dildos that can do a much better job. Additionally, the beaded end creates an awkward handle, while the shape and weight of the toy means that if I don’t hold it constantly, it will simply fall off.

Just when I thought all hope was lost, I tried the beaded end. And that’s when I really He understood the name of the toy. Despite having a similar level of curve, this end of the toy is able to find my G-Spot with relative ease, time and time again. on again. Because every time those beads brush by, it’s like a symphony of pleasure. Combined with a soft clitoral vibrationlike him We-Vibe Touch Using the Beaded Dildo is then an extremely pleasurable experience, and I dare say that I tend to prefer it to Njoy’s latest release. Thrust is where it shines in particular, as the beads are able to stimulate my G-Spot repeatedly. Of course, this is nothing compared to the sensations that pure wand it evokes only a fraction of the effort, but is also different enough to stand on its own and be enjoyed in its own right.

Cleaning and care

Be waterproof and metalCaring for the Funzze Stainless Steel Beaded Dildo is easy. After use, simply wash it with warm soapy water and rinse. To sterilize it, which should be done before switching partners or from vaginal to anal play, you can boil it for a minute, soak it in a 10% bleach solution, or place it on the top rack of the dishwasher and run it through a full cycle. Then, put it in its bag or packaging for safe storage, although another advantage of stainless steel is that it does not attract lint or dust between uses.

Final thoughts

There’s a reason I never had another one njoy toy after loving the pure wand a lot. Because, apart from the recently published DiskHave zero interest in the rest of your vaginal range. After all, they only sell two other dildos, neither of them seem to follow my body (although maybe I should reconsider the fun wand now), and They are too expensive to risk. But I’ve always found it a bit disappointing to enjoy it. metal so much and yet possess so little. Now finally, thanks to FunzzeI can start to enjoy more of what this interesting material has to offer and without breaking the bank.

Tea Stainless Steel Beaded Dildo It’s unlike any other dildo I’ve tried, and although the smooth end came up short, the beaded side more than made up for it. Not only did it stimulate my G-Spot, but it did so x4, creating an unstoppable force when combined with my We-Vibe Touch Yeah, it wasn’t as good as Pure Wand or the Funzze stainless steel dildo. And yes, it pulls on your wrists more because of all that weight without the curve to balance it. But I still had a great time and for anyone like me who has always wanted to further Made from metal dildos, this is not only exactly that, but it is also a great value.

You can get the Stainless Steel Beaded Dildo directly from Funzze for just $109 AUD / $69.99 USD!

Last update: 5/23/25

Price at time of writing: $109 AUD / $69.99 USD

This post was sponsored by Funzzebut as always, all opinions are my own. Affiliate links have been used in this post.

May 23, 2025 by Funny