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It’s my 15th blogging anniversary! Let me take you to Orgasm Island, the only resort in the world that treats you like the sexually insatiable being that you are!
In this nudist paradise, the rooms are equipped with lubricant dispensers, sex blanketsand televisions with more than 100 free pornography channels. Order room service to have sex toys delivered directly to your room on a schedule silver tray. Ask the concierge about safer sex barriers or vibrator chargers. Watch the dancers work the bar at the delicious luau, then dive into the pool and enjoy the swim-up bar, where the cocktender For You have the dildo of your dreams right before your eyes.
Embark on your pleasure vacation now – choose from over 80 sex toy prizes, including $100 worth of purchases, and you could even win the grand prize package valued at over $1,500. It’s a pervert’s dream: a huge collection of the best sex toys imaginable, including a fully customized dildo.
Delight in the erotic energy, satisfy your most carnal desires and forget about all your worries. Get away from it all with orgasms.
Read about the awards below, then enter to win!
Giveaway ends November 5th at 11:59 pm PST.
GRAND PRIZE: $1,500 vacation vacation!
THAT’S NOT A KIND OF ERROR, PEOPLE. This absurdly luxurious prize pack, by far the largest I’ve ever collected, contains eight sex toys (including a completely custom dildo), a 6-pack of lube, and a one-year porn subscription, and it’s worth over $1,500. It’s practically a lifetime supply of sex toys and is available to everyone, including my international friends!
To be eligible for the grand prize, you has to Collect all 5 “postage stamps” (codes) on my social media posts during the giveaway. Find each code, then enter it in the giveaway widget to validate the entry. Entry boxes will be added as stamps are revealed.
Sex toy prizes up for grabs!
Prize shipping restrictions are listed on the giveaway widget.
Article 3, Gorgeous, Onegold Teuthida of superb – 15 available!
In honor of my anniversary, Uberrime served up 15 (!!!) limited edition dildos in “Colors of Aloha.”
Toy of the winner’s choice Cute little motherfuckers
Playful toys for all bodies, made by a trans creator.
Toy of the winner’s choice Shakrubs
Eye-catching natural crystal dildos and yoni eggs.
Product of the winner’s choice Clone Willy
A fun rainy day project: clone your genitals!
rose gold eve of Ask
A statement necklace and also a vibrator.
Toy of the winner’s choice crystal delights — 2 available!
Exquisite jeweled glass dildos and anal plugs.
Toy of the winner’s choice Lady
Elegant pleasure products and ingredient-conscious body care.
Toy of the winner’s choice Belief
Industrial strength vibrators. Microphone drop.
Toy of the winner’s choice meat light
World-renowned penis strokers in shades of designs and textures.
Toy of the winner’s choice fun factory — 4 available!
Colorful, well-built vibrators, dildos and thrusting toys.
Toy of the winner’s choice Funkit Toys
Silicone creations with personality, made by a fellow queer.
Toy of the winner’s choice Drilling Toys
Dildos and anal plugs of extravagant and fantastic shapes.
Toy of the winner’s choice I play
Toys that vibrate loudly, from bullets to cock rings.
Toy of the winner’s choice LELO
Veteran brand with a sophisticated aesthetic.
Toy of the winner’s choice Lovense
App-compatible toys with special features for cam artists.
Toy of the winner’s choice Portland Toy Company
Small-batch silicone wonders from a strange creator.
Toy of the winner’s choice pris toys
Handmade, neon-splattered dildos and wand accessories.
Toy of the winner’s choice Self-deepening
Wonderful silicone toys in the shapes of fruits, vegetables and more.
Pack of 6 lubricants liquid
Body-safe lubricant that will make everything better.
Toy of the winner’s choice have — 3 available!
Penis strokers and soft vibrations with Japanese aesthetics.
Mini Thruster winner’s choice velvet thruster
Innovative inserts that fuck you silly.
Wand winner’s choice Vibratex — 3 available!
The one and only. The original. The legend.
Toy of the winner’s choice Us-Vibe — 2 available!
Cult classic vibrators, many with long distance functionality.
Toy of the winner’s choice Womanizer — 2 available!
The revolutionary suction toy that launched a thousand imitations.
Toy of the winner’s choice Zumio
Unique and highly stimulating vibrations.
Porn subscription from one year to crash pad
A mecca of queer porn, exciting and affirming.
Shopping sprees, hell yeah!
Do you want to choose your own adventure? Enter to win $100 to spend however you want at the following lovely stores:
Enter to win now!
First choose the 5 prizes you want the most (carefully — you cannot change your selections after you have logged in), then enter using the widget below or on the giveaway home page. Please note which prizes are available in your region – they are marked on the entry form.
keep an eye on me instagram and Twitter for more chances to win entries as the giveaway progresses. You can accumulate additional entries by liking or retweeting, as long as you validate the posts in the giveaway widget.