The other night, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend and I opened one of the storage drawers under my bed and started looking for a dildo that he could fuck me with. He picked up the Uberrime Breasts and said, “Is this the one I fucked you with last time?”
I shook my head and pointed to the Uberrime Loversaying, “No, that was this one.”
We finally decided on the Night King by Uberrimeone of my long-time favorites, and subsequently felt it so strongly that I burst into cathartic tears. CurseIt’s a good dildo! (It helps that a cute person with strong arms was wielding it, of course…!)
I tell you this story because it perfectly illustrates how much I adore the sex toy company Uberrime. only this weekendthey are having a dirty place everything is 15% offincluding personalized and ready-made toys. Just use the code SUMMER15 And that’s it!
But of course, I don’t expect you to manage alone, throwing dildos into the cart indiscriminately (although could…) – here are my current top picks from Uberrime’s extensive catalogue!
I mentioned the king of the night already (it’s the one my boyfriend criticized me for recently…) but it’s worth repeating: this is an excellent dildo. In fact, I have two of them, one in blue and gray and one in an impressive Red and pink inspired by “lovecore” color combination. It is one of the best toys I have found. point A stimulation, due to its unusually generous length (8″ insertable), upward curve, and slightly tapered tip. But it’s not like that fair pleases my A-spot: the wavy texture along its shaft massages my vaginal walls, and its sharp coronal ridge feels great on my G-spot when pushed more superficially.
There are many Uberrime toys that stand out for their leash harness, but the king of the night It’s the one I’ve been screwed with the most, by far. Its formidable length allows my partners to reach my A-spot with it, regardless of the position we are in or what type of harness they have, while leaving enough space between our bodies for me to use it. a clitoral vibe so I can go down. It’s quite ideal; I’m a little obsessed with it!
talking about A point toysI’m drooling just looking at it suitablea dildo designed expressly for this purpose. Uberrime has always given me the feeling that they constantly take user feedback into account, and this feels like the kind of dildo that one could only create if one liked A-spot stimulation themselves or had listened carefully to the comments of people who like it. It has the exact type of curve and taper that a great toy for point A requires, and like the Night King above, it features 8 inches of insertable length, so you’ll be able to reach that spot regardless of where you are in your arousal cycle and/or menstrual cycle. Damn… I could have been convinced to buy one 😂
I was pleasantly surprised by the Fingo clit grinder, which Uberrime sent me a while ago. I don’t really consider my clit big enough to be able to penetrate anything, even when it’s hard, but I enjoy a BJ type suction technique when receiving oral, so I was wondering if I’d like a toy that would surround my clit similar to how a mouth does. Once I got aroused and lubricated the Fingo, I enjoyed ‘fucking’ in and out with my clitoris. I don’t think it could come out that way, but it was a fun and enjoyable tease! I’d like to know what a transmasculine person would think of this. I imagine it would be too small for some T-dicks, but might work great for others.
Tea Astra It looks like the perfect strap-on compatible dildo for fucking someone who likes G-spot or prostate stimulation. That flat, elongated head would massage any of those spots wonderfully, especially if you choose one of the firmer silicone formulations Uberrime offers. Many strapon sex connoisseurs will also love the wide variety of color options available: Your harness setup is part of your sexual self-expressionso it should be something you feel sexy in, whether you choose a bright red, a plain black, a realistic skin tone, or a bold color combination that makes your heart sing.
Speaking of interesting color options, I love that Uberrime makes packers in several eclectic colors, not just skin tones. If your gender feels more expansive than the typical binary allows, you might want a technicolor penis, like perhaps the Uberrime. esse packer in a bold red and yellow swirl, or a cotton candy unicorn gradient. Nice!
I have enjoyed the Suavis vaginal plug, but I’m currently curious about this one, the sensitivity. It seems like it would press against my G-spot effortlessly once inserted, which is exactly what I crave when looking for a vaginal plug (my go-to is the Drilling FlounderFYI!) This type of toy combines excellently with oral sex; It’s much easier for me to vent when someone attacks me when my G-spot gets an automatic massage every time my internal muscles activate!
Well, there you have it: my top picks superb. Don’t forget to use the code. SUMMER15 to get a 15% discount on your orderThis weekend only! And why not choose a strange color that you wouldn’t normally wear? Life is too short for boring dildos, in my opinion!